Biggest lie a celebrity says: →
funniest10k: “I would date a fan” Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
That awkward moment when you think someone is...
lolsofunny: lol this blog is so funny
That awesome moment when you lay on clothes fresh... →
funniest10k: Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
Internet people →
wowfunniestposts: Facebook is for popular people MySpace is for music people Twitter is for famous people Bebo is for peedos Tumblr is for special people
"Why are you single?"
I don’t know, ask all the people that won’t date me.
When I have my children, I will show my tumblr to... →
“Wow mom, you were so passionate and funny” And I’ll be like: ”WOOOOOOOOOOOWW MOM how you hated school” And I’ll be like: ”mother, you were weird …” and me: “Mom, why are there so many photos of Dad and his band?” And I’ll be like:
Americans: That character can't die, they're the main character!
BBC: You must be new.
cubic1es: if mondays were shoes they’d be crocs
most-awkward-moments: Mum said that last night I was laughing in my sleep I was dreaming people were dying
People who advertise their blogs on every post...
memewhore: You are costing me extra clicks. >:( I want to alt/reblog but I can’t because I have to delete your links. Not cool. It already wasn’t cool before, but now it’s even more fucking annoying.
Cleaning while listening to music:
amazingloveee: thatfunnyblog: Cleaning without listening to music: Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?! Follow this blog. omgosh this was me today! xD
scrolling down your Facebook news feed.. →
epic-humor: dont care dont care dont care you’re* dont care dont care your life is just so fucking bad isn’t it? oh you’re single, once again dont care song lyrics, how original dont care dont care you’re like 10, no you’re not ‘getting smashed’ dont care dont care dont care NOW BACK TO TUMBLR this blog is epic
13 year old: has sex and gets drunk every weekend
me: blogs about band members twice my age, watches baseball and does homework
goes to concert: concert depression after it's finished
doesn't go to concert: concert depression for not going
When I see something bad happen to the person I...
When I'm silent
didn’t get enough sleep. waiting for something to be over. don’t have anything to say. over thinking/over analyzing a situation. upset or worried. falling apart. or all of the above.